Episode 013 – Let’s B-Positive Together

Herschel, Jansport, and Tumi are here to discuss this week’s theme which is blood. Those who are squeamish should turn back now. Today’s episode is a bit longer than usual to make up for our hiatus last week.

Here’re the topics:

What films and television shows remind you of blood? (5:08) — We talk about horror movies and drink a Cutwater Spirits Spicy Bloody Mary Mix with Tito’s Handmade Vodka.

Have your views changed on plastic surgery as you’ve aged? (14:13) — We talk plastic surgery while sharing a Damrak Gin Bloody Mary.

War, what is it good for? (38:23) — We talk about war and Jackie Chan and drink some a Patron Silver tequila Bloody Mary with Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix.

If you were a vampire, who would you go for, and what would be your pick up line? (57:49) — We talk about the celebrities we’d like to suck on and how we’d break the ice with them–with Overholdt Rye and Zing Zang Bloody Mary Mix.

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Episode 012 – On The Rocky Shores Of Ambition

Herschel and Jansport are back and Herschel is as wrong as ever! Apologies in advance to our ginger listeners, but we’ve already told you over and over again that he’s the worst. The theme this week is ambition.

Here’re the topics:

What films and television shows remind you of ambition? (5:22) — We talk about some TV shows about bad people and drink River Horse Brewing’s Raspberry Triple Horse Belgian Style Ale.

When does ambition become a negative thing, as seen through the lens of the Rocky movies? (18:52) — We talk the Rocky series while sharing a growler of unknown IPA from River Horse Brewing Co..

Were you ambition when you were younger? Has that changed? (33:52) — We talk about how our personal ambitions have evolved and drink some BarrelHouse Brewing Co. Mango IPA.

If you were a dictator, what ambitious political reform would you push? (52:28) — We discuss nanny state bullshit, drug reform, and eugenics–with BarrelHouse Brewing Co.’s Big Sur Double IPA.

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Episode 010 – If I Traveled Thru Time We Might Be Related

We’re going to take a quick break in the middle of our Herschel Is Always Wrong Sextology to welcome back Jorge from Silent Majority This! he joins Andy, Hilfiger, Samsonite, and Steve for a drunken descent into temporal depravity.

Here’re the topics:

What entertainment do you take with you to a deserted island? (2:56) — We crap on each other’s choices while drinking Crown Royale.

Let’s Play a Game (24:57) — We play a guessing game while drinking Suntory Toki Whisky.

What’s the big deal about age statements? (42:22) — Steve thinks Scotch age statements are bullshit, and proceed to break out a scotch with an age statement: Talisker 10.

If you could go back in time one week, but with perfect knowledge of the week to come, what would you do? (50:34) — We drink Blanton’s Bourbon and discuss past conquests.

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Episode 009 – Breaking Up With Bad Whisky

Starting this week we’re introducing themes to each episode of the Adults? Podcast, and this week the theme is break ups. If you haven’t been in the dating pool for a few years you need to listen to this episode to see what has become of society, and if you have been in the dating pool you need to listen to hear how bad at it Jansport and Herschel can be.

Here’re the topics:

What pieces of our culture remind you of breakups? (4:44) — We discuss movies, music, and Reddit while drinking Kilchoman 100% Islay Single Malt Scotch Whisky.

What’s the modern break up etiquette? (15:27) — First we drink some bad whisky and then we talk about bad manners–after having moved on to a very not-bad Suntory Toki Whisky.

Would you rather be dumped or do the dumping? (38:40) — This conversation expanded into a larger conversation about the dystopian reality of the modern dating scene, accompanied by Michter’s Small Batch Bourbon.

Herschel is wrong. (54:53) — Originally we were supposed to talk about the things in our life we would like to break up with, but instead we got sidetracked by a discussion of how Uber broke up with Herschel–forever. The drink was a nice, peaty Talisker 10.

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Episode 008 – Pining for Chris Pine

This week on the Adults? Podcast we’ve got our second IPA heavy episodes featuring Jansport and Herschel.

Here’re the topics:

What are the best ways to cook meat (both method and doneness)? (3:31) — We’re cooking up a nice segment, so grab an Alpine Beer Company Duet, take a seat, and listen to two idiots and someone who doesn’t eat beef discuss cooking steak.

What price is too high for a drink? (16:27) — Not the price we paid for this Coronado Brewing Idiot IPA.

Bad date stories. (29:29) — You may have previously believed that a handsome guy like Chris Pine has never been party to a bad date. I know I did. Well Jansport’s here to set you straight. And we’re drinking Stone Delicious IPA while he does.

Pitch a Disney movie. (45:24) — For example: A woman who has to seduce a man in order to find her voice, with a subtle nod to bestiality. Oh, wait, The Little Mermaid covered that ground already. All that plus a Ballast Point Sculpin.

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Episode 007 – Live, Cry, Repeat

This week on the Adults? Podcast we’ve got the first of two IPA heavy episodes featuring Jansport and Herschel.

Here’re the topics:

If someone made a movie about your life, what genre would it be and who would play you? (3:32) — It’s no spoiler to tell you that our life movies suck, but this Modern Times’ Fortunate Islands actually doesn’t.

What ethical considerations come into play when accepting a job? (16:00) — We pretend to have ethics! And drink two beers: Ballast Point’s Pineapple & Grapefruit Sculpins.

Comedy movies and television, what’s up with that? (32:15) — I randomly roll on a table to see what topic we discuss and we drink Belching Beaver Brewery’s Here Comes Mango.

Groundhog Day hypo: what do you do if you’re stuck in a loop repeating the same day until you get it right? (46:40) — We walk you through how we’d spend our time with eternity, while sipping on a Karl Strauss Mosaic Session IPA.

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Episode 006 – Pleasant Surprises

This week on the Adults? Podcast we’ve got an all woman cast! Introducing, Louis, Céline, and Chanel!

Here’re the topics:

What’s the stupidest rule or social convention you feel the need to follow? (2:18) — we disagree over whether several rules are dumb or not while drinking Skinny Bitches, made with lemon, lime, and Ventura Spirits’ California Vodka (which claims to be the only vodka in the world made from Strawberries).

What’s up with working out in Los Angeles? And how do you get your workouts in? (19:47) — people in LA are sometimes crazy, here’s an example served chilled with Patrón Tequila.

What fictional characters do you like the most? (27:52) — in which we discuss the women of Star Wars, Game of Thrones and Disney, and also a dwarf and a hobbit. Accompanied by Blanton’s Bourbon.

What if you could imbue inanimate objects with life and have discussions with them? What items are on your to-do list? (43:35) — as is often the case we end our podcast with a drunken hypothetical, and this time it got a bit bawdy as we ended the night with some Talisker 10.

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